DIARY: What’s Putin on?, Boris inveigled?, Greasy poll, Poppycock Watch: Return of Green Dave, Profundity of the Week
* * * * *The mop-haired big beast that is Boris Johnson is on manoeuvres again in the bowels of the Tory Party, his old roistering ground. Benedict Brogan, writing in the Telegraph reports that "George Osborne let it be known that he would like Boris Johnson to stand for Parliament in 2015, and join the Tory effort to secure an outright majority. David Cameron expressed much the same view ..." It's all kicking off -- literally. In politics, nothing is quite as simply benign as it is often made to seem. You see, Gorgeous George (his new sobriquet) is a plotter in the Ali Campbell mode. The rest of the Tory pack believe he is up to mischief. Goodo! Nothing enlivens politics more than a portion of mischief, preferably a large one. The suspicion is growing that by inveigling Boris into the election fray, they can pin the blame on him for its failure. Surely not! And if they win, they can claim a personal victory and are unsackable for at least another parliament. One fly for this ointment: Boris is versed in the black arts of ancient Greece and Rome, as wicked a bunch of villains as you'll find in history until the Liberal-Democrats arrived. It's going to be fun!
* * * * *Ofcom, the broadcasting watchdog, has deemed UKIP to be "a major" player for the purposes of May's European elections. Nigel Farage's party is steadily climbing the ladder of power. Nige thinks UKIP will top the greasy poll (sic), and who can doubt him. Despite the verbal drubbing in the Telegraph recently, his nag is still well-placed in the field coming round Tattenham Corner. Frankly, I hope he makes it. Anything to ring the changes from the sterile debates between the present unimaginative bunch of party leaders.
* * * * *Poppycock Watch At PMQs (Prime Minister's Questions) last week, Dave burnished his green credentials (again!) as if they had never gone away. What a confusing fellow he is. Or would that be confused? Now, I'm aware of the difference between common-as-muck weather and the aristocratic realms of climate science. Weather is in-yer-face, while climate is so damned esoteric that meterologists can have twenty different opinions before breakfast. It seems that thirteen EU member states, including Britain, have set up the "Green Growth Group", aiming for a renewable energy target of at least 27%. Their deliberations will not be binding at national level, however. Small mercies, and all that. Dave should take on board Ed Miliband's mocking banter on the topic last week. The election is not that far away; does he really want to be caught thrashing around in uncharted air currents?
* * * * *Profundity of the Week UKIP was in Torquay for the party conference over the weekend. Great choice of venue ... Syntagma lives nearby. I didn't spot Nige with trouser bottoms rolled up taking a paddle in the sea though. Terrible disappointment. I suspect the shrewd Farage realised that each stride taken in the briny is one step closer to Europe.
* * * * *Postscript of the Week Loved the line in The Guardian: 50% off Soulmates. Says it all, doesn't it?
* * * * *John Evans ... who is the author of The Eternal Quest for Immortality: Is it staring you in the face? Available from Amazon and all good booksellers. Coming soon: Practical Mysticism: A different way of looking at the world. Recent Related Articles