Well, we never use cliches here at Syntagma. Nelson’s Trafalgar refrain is all over the papers today and on everyone’s lips — but not ours.

After musing briefly about whether to go to Paris to watch the Rugby World Cup Final between England and South Africa today, I decided against it. An autumn day in the French capital in the middle of a transport strike, cool temperatures, cool Parisians and hundreds of thousands of rugger fans is not as enticing as it might sound at last-orders in the local pub.

However, England’s greatest fan, Prince Harry, will probably be there, together with his South African girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, who will need all her diplomatic skills not to cheer every Springbok score. That match will be as interesting as the game itself.

Prince Harry at the semi-final when England beat France

Syntagma predicts an England win. The team will be two points adrift with seconds of the match to go. Jonny Wilkinson will receive a pass outside the Springboks’ ten-yard line, look up at the posts and kick a perfect drop goal to take the match by one point.

How do I know this? It happens every time : in the semi-final last week, and in the previous final in Australia four years ago. It’s now an established tradition. A British version of Groundhog day.

And Syntagma’s prediction for the Formula One World Championship in Brazil tomorrow? Lewis Hamilton, 22, will win in his rookie season, making sporting history in the process. He reminds me of that line in the film, Chariots of Fire : “God made me fast, and when I run, I can feel his pleasure.”

Who says the English are no good at sport? Actually, I think that may have been me.