Techno-dummies rejoice — Tony’s here
Last month I did a little piece on Tony Blair’s departure from office. I mentioned in passing that he was a something of a techno-dummy [British understatement].
I remember him at the British launch of Windows XP stumbling through a speech of eye-watering ineptitude. When he came to the bit where he had to explain what XP was, his wife had to step in and describe the product. Sooo embarrassing.
Anyway, now that he’s left office, more news of his monumental ignorance reaches Syntagma’s ears. It seems he’s bought his first cell/mobile phone — ever. It’s a red Motorola, which sounds like a freebie from Richard Branson to me.
After taking lessons in how to use the thing, he eventually managed to send a text message. The reply came back :
“Who are you?”
Perhaps “Take me to your leader” might have been better.
Back to the drawing board, Tone. No iPhone for Christmas for you.