Even more silly season stuff. Even sillier than before.

If you have a blog and have more than a passing interest in traffic, you’ll know that meaty post titles are essential. Keywords that real people search for are the key to getting on the end of those inexplicable tidal flows of traffic that literally surge exponentially across the blogosphere.

Enough waffle, what would be your dream post title, then? Robert Scoble Marries Dave Winer? No, it will never happen — Dave’s far to old for Robert.

How about combining two great tide-provoking stars in one post. Yes, but you need a connection, right? Right. Without a story it’s pure spam and beneath contempt.

Let’s pull something out of Syntagma’s voluminous hat for a moment. Britney Spears. OK, that’s a good start. Princess Diana. Wow, both in the same title? But what’s the connection?

Slip on over to Royal Anecdotes for: Britney Spears Obsessed with Princess Diana … and find out.