Dr Who’s time machine, the Tardis.

So Rose is leaving the cult TV series, Dr Who, and the Doctor is looking for a new female companion.

Now, do I have your attention? Right, then I’ll begin. Our blog Celebrity at Work has a shortage of female would-be influencers of the zeitgeist and requests applicants. Go here.

You’ll need to have some prominent position in life, even if it’s only as a blog network owner (sigh). Alternatively, you may know of a “real” celebrity and their contact details. Do tell.

Go here.