Well, that’s the best flame I can come up with — being a natural-born flame-retard.

Yes, Scoble’s at it again, doing what he does best, generating a load of traffic and topping Tech.Memeorandum (no doubt) for the umpteenth time.

He’s asked his multitude of followers, inquirers, beat-up merchants and all round bad eggs, to pick a fight with him. I kid you not. He’s inviting the worst scum on the planet to kick the hell out of his flabby torso — not that they need much encouragement.

In an earlier post about Scoble and Dave Winer I wrote: “The psychological force behind the comments they get would be enough to blow away an adult male elephant.”

Maybe I should change the elephant to the Pyramid of Giza.

So what’s Syntagma’s flame going to be, given that we don’t do flaming? (As we say in England, “too flamin’ right!”). Here it is:

Scoble, look me in the eye and listen up: You are a “%&*$%£ &*(^$”£$%_ *^%$£”*(.

If you didn’t hear that, please adjust your volume or get a Martian interpreter.